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Aviation Demotivational Poster

THE BOMB FARM - Here, we see the bomb farmer (Ordie) carefully tending his crop before Special Air Delivery.

17TH LAW OF AVIATION - Helicopters can't fly! They're so ugly the Earth repels them



TAGS: aviation rules
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greeny - April 22, 2011, 1:14 pm
Do or die!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:02 pm
"there aren't many" I mean
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:01 pm
That should say "there aren't many..."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:43 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo you have the tact of a world class hostage negotiator. Hell if ever I'm abducted, the moment it stops being fun, I hope yer there to secure my release, uhmmm change that to freedom.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:15 pm
The other day I googled "electric strawberry" so in this day and age there aren't insider comments left to be made.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:12 pm
Hey, thanks, man. And Greeny too. Take it easy.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:48 am
And, Oh, Greeny.; BTW, "Semper Fi."
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:45 am
"Suck" aka "The Crotch," "The Green Machine," "University of Science, Music and Culture," "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children," U Suck My C...(well you get the idea); and so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseaum.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:40 am
Opps! I always thought the G stood for Gonorrhea! Oh well. Silly me. BTW, Sean, you are neither a** nor doucher; but a highly competent, inspiring and respected motifake-ician. Ma hero!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 6:09 am
Sorry, insider comment... Gunnery Sergeant, Marine enlisted rank E7 is often referred to as 'Gunny' by others who have been in the Corps, which is also affectionately called the 'Suck' for many joyous reasons
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:31 pm
Ok I understand the first for words of that seven word sentence.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 11:28 pm
Gy is for 'Gunny' in the suck
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:22 pm
If I had any class at all I woulda just sent our esteemed colleague a PM. I'm an a**. But NOT a massive douchebag. Ya hear me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:11 pm
I think it means "Gunnery"....but there's nothing wrong with that. (or that other thing you were thinking)
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Uhm, Sarge, what does the "Gy" stand for? I'm a confirmed civilian and presumed coward. My country's JAG turned me down way back when, citing something they called "standards." Sheesh.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 11:00 pm
And Rule No. 7 was WAY too esoteric. I quess there are only two instrument-rated on the site.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 10:25 pm
sa-weeet 5L
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 10:17 pm
Evidently Rule No. 6 was about bombing

THE AVIATION SCHOOL - Landing lessons not included.



TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.


TAGS: aviation trouble
Rating: 4.69/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 12:54 pm
Unless that person on the ground is Captain Rex Kramer!



RULE 10 -

TAGS: aviation rules
Rating: 4.71/5

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GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:27 am
Ah, thanks, Airman. An ol' J3 got my cherry years ago. Only 'plane I know that to land you just line up the runway, chop the throttle, and take your hands off of the stick. Mr. Piper does the rest.


THE X-PLANES - Smokin'.

TAGS: aviation x planes airplanes research science
Rating: 2.31/5

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Borp - July 4, 2009, 4:46 pm
X-3 FTW. Now if it'd had decent engines. . .